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Alive Demotivational Poster

ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.


TAGS: innocence happy alive hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am


TAGS: jesus alive hurry
Rating: 3.83/5

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poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am

I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...

TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...


ALIVE - Everyday above ground is a good day.

TAGS: alive
Rating: 4.46/5

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TAGS: stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ha ha
Rating: 4.08/5

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rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him



SORRY GUYS - The old goat is still alive.

YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!

TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm


END OF MONTH QOUTAS - Dead or Alive... they will get you either way

TAGS: dead or alive
Rating: 2.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 8:59 am
I think Danierae should have spent more time viewing the site before commenting...he just called me "stuffy"....ME!......And Dan, immediately running to my posters and bashing one because I hurt your feelings is bad form. suck it up b***ercup.
thatonechick - May 8, 2010, 8:40 am
AND it's tagged.
thatonechick - May 8, 2010, 8:40 am
Clarification: The humor arises when agdaniele PMs me about approving duplicate posters, and then lets this one slip... and it has a glaring error in the title.
Pseudosyco - May 8, 2010, 6:40 am
The fact that there is a boom mic above the pallbearers makes me question the veracity of this ph**o
danierae - May 7, 2010, 10:58 pm
thanks nice to know there are some laid back appreciating people in here
spacedog - May 7, 2010, 10:33 pm
Welcome to the party. Keep making posters. Most people need a little time to find their groove.
danierae - May 7, 2010, 10:30 pm
oh and the red circle was not made by me...thats how i found it. I think it would have been better without itas well
danierae - May 7, 2010, 10:27 pm
thank you spacedog. I didnt realize the picture has been used before I posted it. And I amm horrible at grammar sometimes...thanks for pointing that out for me. It was my first poster made....
spacedog - May 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
The picture is humorous, but the red circle isn't necessary. You can see it's a hearse and that's what makes you look for the people carrying the coffin. The spelling mistake *quotas* and that the picture has been used before account for the poor rating.
danierae - May 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
did anybody else see some of the pics used for this site...some may be offensive and some not even funny! If your easily offended or think the only things that are funny come from your own mouth,,i would say this sites not for you!
danierae - May 7, 2010, 9:21 pm
No I am from the states. But you are right we all dont share the same sense of humor...Apparently your one of those "stuffy" types thats a real drag to be around
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 7, 2010, 4:55 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 7, 2010, 4:53 pm
I'm guessing your British...Right?.....We don't all share the same sense of humor. Like Britcoms and such.
danierae - May 7, 2010, 4:50 pm
thatonechick: the approval of the poster itself or the fact that they are towing it?
danierae - May 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
How is 96967 better? and mooooooooooooo: im not saying its hilarious...but ironically funny. Cant say you didnt crack a smile at the pic
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 10:53 am
This poster is funny just because of the circumstances surrounding its approval. :D
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 10:46 am
oh there's more than just irony there :)
Faceplant31 - May 7, 2010, 10:46 am
Dis one better 96967
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Funeral procession, and they're towing the hearse....Ironic but not funny.
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 10:39 am
What is this?

DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved



Embalmer -

exhilaration -

TAGS: exhilaration alive swing cliff
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:44 pm
I'm getting sweaty palms just looking at thi5.
chickenlittle - September 17, 2013, 10:42 pm
Thanks Airman! :)
Airman - September 17, 2013, 7:56 pm
well done
chickenlittle - September 17, 2013, 9:12 am
Thanks for the comment Bobb, I love this ph**o, I made it my desktop background when I found it :)
BobbEdwards - September 16, 2013, 11:33 pm
Lovely and true...5/F

depression -

TAGS: depression dead alive heart beat
Rating: 4.75/5

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chickenlittle - September 26, 2013, 9:11 am
Thanks GaryO! It never occurred to me to try poetry or prose until this one but I may try again sometime.
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:52 am
I do appreciate and understand effort in regard to original prose. Nice one here, CL.
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:03 am
5L for pretty much summing up my life.
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:07 pm
Thanks Bobb! Wasn't sure if anyone would like this, I'm not exactly a poet but turns out I can rhyme words when I want to :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:49 pm
Really like this one 5/F
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 10:35 pm
I had to do something with this picture, and I ended up writing a morbid little poem. This is about as demotivating as I can get! :)


TAGS: janchallenge it is amazing im still alive
Rating: 4.47/5

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vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:29 am
nicely done.. 5 suicide tigers for u!
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that would be sweet into a lake
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 little rascals
Airman - January 22, 2010, 11:39 am
really good one
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:25 am
Excellent! +5 stitches and broken bones
rerun - January 22, 2010, 7:38 am

this is the before image of a few of our resident Motifakers

DESERTION - On a steeeel horse I ride...I'M WAAANTED dead or alive

TAGS: bon jovi desertion dead or alive steel pony
Rating: 4.18/5

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PhxDebbie - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am
and a sly quote too 5L
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:02 pm
ROFL! Isn't that a Bon Jovi quote?!?
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
this might be the best one you've ever done!! Funny Stuff there. 5+L


I like it this way -

TAGS: desire alive started dead
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:54 am
JesusWept - October 23, 2015, 4:17 pm
OMG!! Hahaha L L L L L
lgvernon - October 23, 2015, 2:25 pm

Too good! 5LLLLLs